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Yet to go on your summer holiday? You'll be sure to impress (we use the term imaginatively) locals if you manage to work any of these into conversation...
You cake graveyard (fat person).
This is a very rude way of saying 'you', apparently.
Turtle's head (penis).
'My penis in you.'
'You are the fatty layer on my warm milk', ie, I have no use for you.
Literally 'your mum' - but the gesture means you're challenging someone to a fight.
Translates as 'what the cock!'
Literally 'breast eye', ie nipple
'Shit boot' (asshole).
Kind of means 'umm', kind of means 'whore', kind of means 'pancake'. Use it as you wish.