Britain can be weird. We get it.
Here are 11 things that make Britons particularly prone to accusation:
1. "See you later" when you’ll literally never see them again
You've bought a packet of crisps. You hand over the money.
"See you later!"
No, you won't.Picture: bbcsherlockftw
2. Local news
Fugitive dogs, stolen crisps, errant seagulls turning off TVs and a woman finding a hat in a tree are all actual news stories.Picture: County Times
100 per cent British. Nobody (apart from the British, and in some cases not even them) get it.
4. The Full English breakfast
Also known as heart-attack-on-a-plate, it consists of all your recommended daily caloric count. Oh, and
cooked, dried pig's blood black pudding.
5. Not saying what you mean
Oh, that's quite good.
That is utter crap and you need to crawl back into that hole you crawled out of and take this pathetic excuse for dinner with you.
Sarcasm? Breathing? Pretty much the same thing.
And this is what happens when British sarcasm meets America.
7. Livestock competitions
Okay, so these actually happen all over the world.
Still, there's something weird about how much pride Britons have in their farmyard animals, and we take every opportunity to show them off.
8. A thai restaurant in a pub
Not a thai pub, but an actual thai restaurant nestled inside a pub.
Because why not?Picture: Chris Jobling/Flickr
9. Weather small talk
Maybe we like to bond over our mutual hatred for the rain.
Or maybe we’re just really, really bad at small talk.Picture: vimpirecircus
10. 99 Flake
If you don't know, get to know.Flickr
11. Boris Johnson is a highly successful politician
We're sorry.Picture: Ben Pruchnie/Getty