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Jamie Vardy's terrific comeback to Harry Kane's suggestion that Spurs would "hunt down" Leicester City in their bid to win the Premier League has been pleasing the internet today:
After Leicester secured the title on Monday night, the centre-forward posted this riposte:
Astor: Winston, if you were my husband I'd put poison in your coffee.
Churchill: If you were my wife I'd drink it.
Damon: I really think [Obama's] misinterpreted his mandate.
Obama: Matt Damon said he was disappointed in my performance. Well Matt, I just saw The Adjustment Bureau so, right back at you buddy.
Needa: Choke, choke, gargle, gargle, hrrumpff
Vader: Apology accepted.
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