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Boris Johnson, floppy-haired lovable political court jester to the UK, has been given the senior cabinet position of foreign secretary.
This sits remarkably well with his history of
insulting foreign leaders and countries
all around the world.
So without further ado, here's a map of all the countries with a power-hungry, crowd-pleasing buffoon for a foreign secretary.
Note: This map may need updating if the United Kingdom becomes less United.
A map of the countries Boris Johnson has offended
Germans are laughing at Britain for making Boris Johnson the new foreign secretary