Hitler is not living on the dark side of the moon, scientific study confirms

Researchers were given permission to exam Adolf Hitler’s remains in a final bid to prove to conspiracy theorists that he is really dead.

The Russian government allowed two French researchers to examine two body remains belonging to the mass murderer – a skull fragment and teeth.

They compared the fragments to wartime autopsy records. They matched.

The report made its way into the European Journal of Internal Medicine, and co-author Phillippe Charlier told AFP:

There is no possible doubt. Our study proves taht Hitler died in 1945. 

He did not flee to Argentina in a submarine. He is not in a hidden base in Antarctica or on the dark side of the moon. 

It appears definitive proof was required in order to dispel the many myths surrounding his death (or lack thereof).

He’s really dead you guys.

H/T Washington Post

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