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Think of Boris Johnson as a car salesman. He’s selling his new concept car: the Brexit.
Some people think it’s a bit of a dud; untried, untested, and unwarranted. It’s supposed to be environmentally friendly, sort of nuclear powered. It does not split the atom only the nation.
Powered by a new fuel: ambition.It has no wheels it floats on air, hot air. No satnav, there is no road to its destination.
The bright side is there is no need for insurance, there are no safety features. He cares not for the people it hurts if it crashes. It’s now been available for 3 years, gone nowhere, cost a fortune in money alone.
Now it’s time for the hard sell as only he can supply it but do you really want to buy it? The price is yet to be disclosed! We deserve better!
As could only be expected with such prose John has found himself showered with Twitter praise all over again.
Bishop Auckland Farmer is brilliant!
If this gets 10m views, it still wont be enough! https://t.co/DYeHorqmYG