The government staged trials of traffic management systems to prepare for a no-deal Brexit
The government staged trials of traffic management systems to prepare for a no-deal Brexit
Rex

In the latest piece of bizarre Brexit related news, the government fears there will be a rise in dogging among lorry drivers in the event of a no-deal Brexit.

According to The Sunday Times, a cabinet minister admitted his concerns at the Conservative Party conference last week:

One of the things we talk about in these no-deal meetings concerns hauliers and their activities.

The main thing is whether they will turn up at the Channel ports with the right paperwork. But there are also dogging hotspots all over the place.

The minister went on to ask the key question:

Do Europeans even do dogging? There is something deeply British about dogging.

Essentially ministers have been discussing dogging for the past few weeks...and the EU told us not to waste time.

One suspects, if Eurotrash is anything to go by, public sex does also occur on the continent even if the British might have made the concept their own, like dunking biscuits in tea or patiently waiting in a queue.

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