Brexit is happening in two days time. Yes, after three years the UK is leaving the European Union (kinda) and the only thing we've got to show for it is a tea towel.
Yes, a tea towel.
On Tuesday evening, the Conservatives, who by now are definitely trolling us, shared a link to their shop where they are now flogging a tea towel featuring Boris Johnson and the slogan 'Got Brexit Done', despite the fact that they haven't actually... got Brexit done.
The towel, which staggeringly costs £12 is being marketed as being 'PROUDLY made in the UK' and a way of showcasing your British pride. The description reads.
Show your pride in Britain and celebrate Brexit in your kitchen with this limited edition item. Buy one today, for yourself or as a gift.
We honestly can't imagine who would actually spend £12 on this but we dare say that there are.
Regardless, the mere existence of this tea towel has left people dumbstruck.
Is this satire? Asking for 48%... https://t.co/r6OcsbddQJ— #IsThisSatire 💙 NHS (@#IsThisSatire 💙 NHS) 1580271469
This country gets more embarrassing by the day. Feel like we're stuck in a cringey 70s sitcom. https://t.co/63VjmcByNK— 🇪🇺Debbie (@🇪🇺Debbie) 1580284117
I'm struggling to tell the difference between parody and reality any longer... #brexit #BorisJohnson https://t.co/29vvGQOLhH— Slough for Europe 🇪🇺💙 (@Slough for Europe 🇪🇺💙) 1580238342
They promised you freedom, you ended up with a fucking tea towel. https://t.co/Ai5UiXrTYs— Brexitshambles (@Brexitshambles) 1580242728
Yours for a cool £70bn https://t.co/HjtpyIMzpx— Brian Moore (@Brian Moore) 1580249171
Not a parody account. In fact these are the people with an 80 seat majority for at least 5 more years. https://t.co/FhsCon1TtS— 🐗 Recovering Biscuit Eater, #Raðljóst, 🐗 (@🐗 Recovering Biscuit Eater, #Raðljóst, 🐗) 1580237786
More accurate: Got Brexit Halfway Done TBC https://t.co/Lr0yQyT6vi— Richard Chambers (@Richard Chambers) 1580242921
Tories predicting correctly that Boris Johnson will soon be hung out to dry. https://t.co/LnuMc2yyYg— Otto English (@Otto English) 1580234151
At the end of the day, it's just a towel but maybe it can be used to mop up all the spilt pints at Wetherspoon's Brexit day discount party?
If you are interested in any other pieces of Brexit merchandise you can also pick up a mug, a magnet and a badge, all of which have gone down about as well as you'd expect.
FIFTEEN QUID ARE YOU HAVING A LAUGH https://t.co/vx8ZVf6nqI— Alan White (@Alan White) 1580289207
HT The Poke
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