We're afraid all of those answers are wrong, as a new and ongoing production looks set to dominate the box office for the rest of the year - and possibly even next year's awards season.
Fake Schmooze: Infinity War? is the shocking true story of the US-North Korea summit in Singapore, which saw the courageous President Trump valiantly attempt to solve the nuclear threat of Kim Jong-un all by himself.
The epic tale sees the fate of all life on Earth hanging in the balance, as the two opposing leaders attempt to put their egos aside in the hope that they can bring peace to the planet.
What will happen when they finally meet and shake hands for an uncomfortably long amount of time?
The white-knuckle ride will only be amplified by the presence of the emotional and unpredictable former basketball star Dennis Rodman.
What makes this film even more intriguing is that there are no actors in this movie. All parts will be played by the men in question, making the experience all the more authentic.
Critics are already calling the film "tremendous" and Trump's performance as "tremendously convincing".
Fake Schmooze: Infinity War? can now be seen on screens across the world and is likely to be showing for oh... at least until 2020. Probably.