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Kiss Cams are just an American thing.
We don't really ever do them in the UK, mostly because they're horrible exercises in forced, twee romance and social embarrassment.
So the internet has, naturally, fallen a little bit in love with the woman who would rather suck face with her pizza on the big screen.
The totally-not-stage-managed-footage-with-awful-acting was taken at the Atlanta v Boston NBA playoff last night, where Harry the Hawk did himself a (very painful) mischief, but that's another story.
The point is that the internet has reached an affinity with love of greasy pepperoni and cheese, above human affection.
Spring has sprung and 🍕 is in the air, truly.
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