There's really something to be said for ageing gracefully.
This Japanese beauty gadget, the Facial Fitness Pao, requires the user to hold a ball part in the mouth while bobbing the head up and down.
It promises to improve your appearance by strengthening your mouth muscles, toning your face and giving you a more youthful visage.
Because key signs of ageing include slackening of the facial muscles - and lack of a dirty mind.
Luckily, we have the ever-handy internet to explain just what's wrong with this picture...
Eric Olson: "Catch someone doing this at work...like wtf lol"
ICYMI, erstwhile footballer and orange metrosexual Christiano Ronaldo actually endorsed this product back in 2014.