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Greg Evans
Jun 29, 2019
Marianne Willamson became the unlikely star of the second night of the Democratic debates thanks to her bizarre speeches aimed at Donald Trump and the prime minister of New Zealand, Jacinda Ardern.
The self-help author and 'spiritual advisor' arguably become the most popular candidate due to her unusual way of speaking and surreal vibes, which included threatening to defeat Trump by 'harnessing love'.
Whether she will go any further in this race remains to be seen, but it's fair to say that in just a short amount of time she has become easily the strangest and most memeable of the candidates that are running.
However, it would appear that we have all been sleeping on her divine intellect and way with words. Williamson has been a member of Twitter since February 2009 and has been dropping some truly unbelievable and mind-bending tweets in the ten years since then.
Following her performance on Thursday night, many of these tweets have gone viral because, let's be honest, they are just so funny. Here is a selection of some of her finest efforts in that time.
'Each of us is pregnant with a better version of ourselves.'
TBH I thought it was just all the pizza I ate yesterday https://t.co/JtlHenFBh0— caro 🔺👁🔺 (@caro 🔺👁🔺) 1561726375
Inseminate me with your wisdom Marianne https://t.co/VsTtuDCeTn— Michael Tracey (@Michael Tracey) 1561747966
alien (1979) dir. ridley scott https://t.co/dvHOssLCm0— nick usen (@nick usen) 1561750561
This is why you should offer me your seat on the train https://t.co/NPV6PqnVRO— Tommy McNamara (@Tommy McNamara) 1561725960
'James Cameron deserves a Nobel Peace Prize for Avatar.'
Find someone who sees you the way Marianne sees the movie AVATAR https://t.co/WlsAcgdy73— Mark Lindsay (@Mark Lindsay) 1561726340
Wait https://t.co/FuPoACEIOH— Scott Wampler™ (@Scott Wampler™) 1561692324
Me in 2009, stoned, and in the parking lot on my way into the theater to watch Avatar for the first time. https://t.co/pPBCu4x5Th— Carey O'Donnell (@Carey O'Donnell) 1561739225
'The universe literally loves you.'
“Uh... I mean we’re cool but can we keep it casual?” - The Universe https://t.co/ks9NJyMa5U— Dave Farah (@Dave Farah) 1561705761
white women post-yoga, pre-bunch https://t.co/oJGHPTASb8— sam (@sam) 1561738015
no one: drunk girls in the line for the bathroom: https://t.co/fGoUioxEPJ— jingle belle (@jingle belle) 1561750099
'You're a lamp, God is the electricity.'
Free Reality Winner. https://t.co/Na8MTiY0jJ— seth (@seth) 1561730238
I'm voting for her no matter what https://t.co/2d6lu5XnP2— matt (@matt) 1561750118
'When you are missing someone, know it just means that on a soul level they've come to visit.'
i don't see kamala giving this kind of breakup advice #Marianne2020 https://t.co/OVwwq2r4k7— Sreyas Narayanan (@Sreyas Narayanan) 1561728357
I'm feeling this one though https://t.co/Fq7LVtCeOa— Ben Hartman (@Ben Hartman) 1561745019
This is BEAUTIFUL and NUTS https://t.co/X9xOLAZcj9— holly (@holly) 1561730757
We could honestly go on for hours as nearly all of her 16,000 + tweets are out of this world, and so here are a few more for you to appreciate.
HT Daily Dot
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