Martin Shkreli is trying to get a date to Trump’s inauguration and every woman is replying the same way

Martin Shkreli is probably one of the most hated men on the internet.

It began when the former Pharmaceutical CEO decided to jack up the price of a life-saving toxoplasmosis drug, used by pregnant women and people with HIV, from $13.50 to $750.

He was also the guy that bought that one of a kind Wu-Tang Clan album.

Now it seems that Shkreli has one of 2017’s hottest tickets: An invite to Donald Trump’s inauguration. Be he also has a problem, he can’t find a date.

He appears to have DM’d Teen Vogue writer Lauren Duca, inviting her to be his plus one.

Duca posted a screenshot of his message, and along with her reply:

I would rather eat my own organs

Savage. And his comeback?

Well, start with your heart. what a cold you know what!

So he then, obviously, asked out fitness star Jen Selter.

And then he moved onto Observer writer Dana Schwartz.

Who replied:

Sorry I already made really fun plans to gnaw off all of my limbs.

Shkreli then explained himself.

I'm asking the most liberal most trumpy journalists out. It's a joke. It's really really funny. I'm the best.

It seems he may have found someone at last.

No Martin.

Not weird at all.

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