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When he wasn't improbably leading the Republican race for the White House, Donald Trump was of course making billions in property deals and firing people on The Apprentice.
But he was also selling steaks, and not just any steaks, Trump Steaks.
As he says in this 2007 advert for US brand the Sharper Image (more known for selling air purifiers):
When it comes to great steaks, I've just raised the stakes!
In a video that is no less insane than you would expect from the man who issues press releases in two different fonts, Trump goes on to say:
Trump Steaks are the world's greatest steaks and I mean that in every sense of the word.
And if it wasn't already clear:
One bite and you'll know exactly what I'm talking about. And believe me, I understand steaks, it's my favourite food.
Watch the video below and laugh, but then let the general sense of unease gradually creep in.
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