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Ladies and gentleman, upon departing the train, may I remind you to take your rubbish with you. Despite the fact that you are in something that is metal, fairly round, filthy and smells, this is a tube train for public transport and not a bin on wheels.
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As you're getting on the train, please let me point out that some of you stand too close to the edge of the platform. A 28-tonne train versus your body — I know which of the two my money would be on.
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Would the guy with the piano accordion please put your trousers back on.
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Anthony Joshua’s first world title defence on Saturday night (Picture: Leigh Dawney/Getty)
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Chin up!