The biggest fail you will see today

Stop everything and watch one of the most glorious fails ever.

A video has emerged of a man throwing a champagne bottle at a cement sign in order to smash it, presumably to catch its shattering on film in slow-motion.

Needless to say, the bottle has other, wondrous plans.

Ouch.

We can only assume it’s his punishment for the heinous crime of trying to waste the champagne.

To watch the failure in all its shambolic glory, see below:

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