Even though Donald Trump has been voted out of office, that doesn’t mean we’re done dealing with the consequences of his presidency.
On Tuesday, the unprecedented second impeachment trial of the former president came after a deadly Capitol riot in early January. House Democrats kicked off their prosecution with a harrowing video of the events and Trump’s lead defense lawyer responded in a way that left the internet – and even Trump himself – confused and bewildered.
Bruce Castor stepped up to the floor of the Senate and rambled on for nearly an hour, with a statement that had very little relevance to the issue at hand. At first, he slipped and laughed off accidentally saying he was there to prosecute Trump…
Bruce Castor Jr former President Trumps’s Defence Lawyer opens up with: “I appear on behalf of the prosecution...… https://t.co/UPMpiWqSPv— Paul Hajek (@Paul Hajek) 1612901827
He then launched into a speech full of tangents, praising Nebraska as a “place of judicial thinking” and continued on a long digression about why people love their senators so much.
Trump lawyer Bruce Castor, who is supposed to be arguing that the trial is unconstitutional, is talking about the v… https://t.co/wabsrJz4yp— Kyle Griffin (@Kyle Griffin) 1612901746
The defense was confusing to many senators on the floor – even Lindsey Graham said after, "I thought I knew where it was going, and I really didn't know where it was going".
Apparently even Trump himself was quite unhappy, who was reportedly "screaming" at his TV at his Mar-a-Lago estate during Castor's meandering opening statement.
While the moment actually seemed just about right when it comes to Trump’s legal history (think Rudy Giuliani), this didn’t stop the internet from meme-ifying the ridiculous spectacle. While some thought it was "hilarious", others called the whole thing "ridiculous" and "completely incoherent" and "embarrassing".
Bruce Castor has embarrassed Pennsylvania and every law professor he’s ever had today.— Rep. Malcolm Kenyatta (@Rep. Malcolm Kenyatta) 1612910245
Bruce Castor making his opening statement. https://t.co/JX25zdokBd— Matt Fuller (@Matt Fuller) 1612902367
Rapper Ice-T wrote on Twitter, “He shoulda used a Public Defender….” and “He musta got this Lawyer off Craig’s List…”
Others joked they thought the lawyer might be under the influence of something.
Some compared his speech to something out of "The Simpsons" or "Futurama".
@ditzkoff https://t.co/pgqPz2se6N— MrEmpathy (@MrEmpathy) 1612901946
https://t.co/RwMPuJaFSK— Scott Bixby (@Scott Bixby) 1612902068
In fact, "My Cousin Vinny" was trending during the defense – a film that stars Joe Pesci as an unlikely lawyer, who gives a rambling opening statement that raises eyebrows throughout the courtroom.
Others were just generally baffled at what he was saying, and could not figure out what was going on.
https://t.co/UipTH9DoWJ— Mike Ryan (@Mike Ryan) 1612902648
I'm sorry I know dude is trying super hard, apparently, but Bruce Castor's "Charlie Kelly practicing Bird Law" impr… https://t.co/ZM6wX8u6LN— Danielle Campoamor (@Danielle Campoamor) 1612903310
Was it actually an SNL skit?
I'm listening to the impeachment on Sirius, so I can't see what Bruce Castor looks like. But I imagine it's somethi… https://t.co/aObkS7cgPM— Christian Finnegan (@Christian Finnegan) 1612903200
It also gave off the same vibe as being in class... but not doing the readings:
I get where Bruce Castor is coming from in that I, too, have been called on in class when I have not done the reading.— Bess Kalb (@Bess Kalb) 1612902301
Bruce Castor's opening statement for the defense is like watching a student trying to bluff their way through an or… https://t.co/82y38Tn4fN— Mark Hamill (@Mark Hamill) 1612911391
At least it showed that no one should ever suffer from imposter syndrome:
Ladies: Good news! Having imposter syndrome before a big deposition, hearing, meeting, or otherwise? Just throw o… https://t.co/Id9cZQ8pOf— KSV (@KSV) 1612903527
Some were desperate to know what Trump was thinking as he watched (and thought maybe he should get Twitter back for just one day).
If Trump still had his Twitter account, he may Tweet-fire this lawyer on the spot.— Seung Min Kim (@Seung Min Kim) 1612902122
I would legit pay a million dollars to observe Trump as he is watching Bruce Castor defend him right now.— Fernand Amandi (@Fernand Amandi) 1612902822
Some even jokingly questioned whether congress should start the trial over and impeach Castor himself for such a poor presentation.
Bruce Castor talking in circles hoping we eventually forget what day it is #ImpeachmentTrial https://t.co/uzLiZxRqry— Brianna Tucker (@Brianna Tucker) 1612903559
But perhaps the funniest – and also most likely – guess is this: “Bruce Castor talking in circles hoping we eventually forget what day it is”.