Boris Johnson could barely find his car, let alone be foreign secretary

Welcome to Theresa May's Britain, where it's still not clear what leaving the European Union will look like, the Bank of England is rumoured to be slashing interest rates, and Boris Johnson is our new foreign secretary.

Please feel reassured that absolutely everything is Under Control and we are in Safe Hands by watching this clip of Johnson unable to locate the car taking him to work this morning.

Is it to the right? Nope.

Maybe I'll just circle around this people carrier in case that's it. Hmm. Still nope.

Oh it's across the street! Thank you, trusty aide.

That one waiting in the road is just a red herring. You can't pull the wool over my eyes.

Right. Jolly good. Off to represent the country I go.

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