This week we reported on the unfathomable news that a Californian lawyer had proposed a bill that would legalise the murder of lesbian and gay people in the state by "bullets to the head".
Somehow, the Sodomite Suppression Act will actually be put to a signature-gathering stage because under Californian law, anyone who pays a $200 (£134) fee can put forward legislation without it being blocked by the attorney general.
In the unlikely event that Matt McLaughlin's proposal gathers 365,880 signatures, it will be put to a ballot in November.
However, in much cheerier news, utilising the same loophole, a former politician and community activist plans to propose the Intolerant Jackass Act which brilliantly skewers the original.
The bill proposes that anyone found guilty of suggesting an act to kill gay people "shall be required to attend sensitivity training for at least three (3) hours per month for twelve (12) consecutive months. In addition, the offender or 'Intolerant Jackass' must donate $5,000 (£3,367) to a pro-gay or pro-lesbian organization".
Speaking to Slate, Charlotte Laws explained that although she doesn't necessarily expect her counter-bill to be passed, she decided she had to "fight fire with fire".
The only way to counter [the Sodomite Suppression Act] is… to let people know that most people in California don’t agree with something as incendiary and hateful as what this one attorney proposed.
We have a very open-minded state and country. This is one guy, and there are millions of us who do not agree with this.
- Charlotte Laws, activist and former politician