You can now book Donald and Melania Trump for events

We’re not quite sure why you’d want to, but you can now book Donald and Melania Trump to come to your personal events.

Through his website, 45office.com, the former President can now be booked for birthdays, retirement parties, weddings and wedding anniversaries, graduations, Girl Scout awards, the welcoming of a newborn baby and even condolences.

The booking page reads: “Thank you for your interest in receiving a greeting from Donald J. Trump and Melania Trump for your special occasion.

“Due to the volume of greeting requests President and Mrs. Trump receive, we will not provide status updates.”

What Trump will say at these events, if booked, is unclear.

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But we’d imagine him attending a baby shower going a little something like this: “Wow, you know, I know when I see a great baby and this baby is a great baby. He’s marvellous. Of course nobody’s had as great babies as I’ve had had, I’ve had four babies, they are now all grown up but they were terrific babies let me tell you.”

Fees for these appearances are not specified on the website and it is said that it will take up to six weeks to hear a response from Donald. So, we’ve put in a fake request and will keep you updated.

All this comes after the former US President popped up at a wedding in Florida resort Mar-a-Lago, and made a speech blasting the Biden administration for its handling of China, Iran, and migrants at the Mexico border.

Meanwhile, friend of Trump and similarly retired politician who should stay retired, Nigel Farage, has recently announced he has joined Cameo and will be selling personalised videos of himself.

The world of politics is utterly bizarre.