Introducing Zylch, the social media site with no content or business model

TL;DR version: Zylch isn't real, so don't get too excited.

Tired of baby photos on Facebook? Fed up with sponsored tweets on Twitter? Don't really understand Ello? Then we have got the social media site for you.

Welcome to 2014, welcome to Zylch.

Zylch's simple genius lies in its streamlined approach to social media, in that you cannot upload any photos, there is no space for adverts, and actually it's impossible to join or add, follow or interact with anyone in any way.

Intrigued? Here are the Zylch pages of some famous people:

Barack Obama... is on Zylch

Beyoncé... is on Zylch

Lady Gaga... is on Zylch

Wayne Rooney... is on Zylch

Still not tempted to join? Follow us on Zylch for more.

Important note: Zylch was brought to our attention by our friends at ClickHole, the satirical viral site from the Onion. So, sadly, Zylch does not exist. Confused? Visit the Zylch help page to learn more.

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