People who have never seen Star Wars try to guess character names, get them hilariously wrong

We all have that friend who refuses to watch Star Wars.

'Oh, I've just never got round to it', they say.

But really, you know it's to piss you off.

Now there's fuel for that theory in a new video from Distractify in which Force newbies try to guess the names of characters from the original trilogy. Their efforts are in turn infuriating and adorable:

Obi-Wan Kenobi is 'Wisdom Guy', or perhaps:

Grandpa Luke.

Sh-t with eyes.

PS3.

Darth Gigalo.

Like, the bad guy's assistant?

Watch the video below:

HT: Buzzfeed

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