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Swearing in English has gotten boring.
So we've looked to insults in other languages and found that... well... some of them don't translate so well. They might sound funny to us, but are apparently pretty deadly in their original tongues.
Nevertheless here is a list of 13 much more interesting insults to try throwing at any foreign nemeses the next time you see them:
Now there's an insult.
As opposed to...?
The Dutch seem to prefer using diseases as insults.
Basically I will hurt you real bad... like the crayfish that are cold in the winter... so they... hibernate?
My joke is so funny the chickens are laughing.
Because even as we're insulting you, we have to be politically correct.
So... make yourself sick?
There is nothing in your brain. Absolutely nothing at all.
Self explanatory really.
What is with these ocean insults? What has the ocean ever done to you?
Presumably the English equivalent to a--hole.
Again, another male anatomy-related insult.
With thanks to r/ask
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