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Donald Trump's cabinet Top Trumps

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The day is finally here: President-elect Trump has been sworn in as president of the United States.

Just in case you want a fun game to pass the time until a possible nuclear winter, here's Donald Trump's cabinet Top Trumps.

Just like the popular card game Top Trumps, we've created a series of categories to score Trump's cabinet by.

Trump Fan: Out of 10

Fossil fuelled: Out of 50

Antiprogressiveness: Out of 30

Truthiness: Out of 100

Clout: Out of 100

You're welcome.

Mike Pence

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Soon to be: Vice President

Resumé: Former Governor of Indiana and Congressman

Trump Fan: 9

Fossil fuelled: 47

Antiprogressiveness: 27

Truthiness: 44

Clout: 53

Rex Tillerson

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Soon to be: Secretary of State

Resumé: Former chief executive of oil giant ExxonMobil

Trump Fan: 6

Fossil fuelled: 40

Antiprogressiveness: 25

Truthiness: 49

Clout: 89

Steven Mnuchin

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Soon to be: Secretary of the Treasury

Resumé: Former partner of Goldman Sachs and hedge fund manager

Trump Fan: 5

Fossil fuelled: 30

Antiprogressiveness: 15

Truthiness: 36

Clout: 72

James Mattis

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Soon to be: Defense Secretary

Resumé: Retired marine general

Trump Fan: 4

Fossil fuelled: 40

Antiprogressiveness: 20

Truthiness: 68

Clout: 77

Jeff Sessions

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Soon to be: Attorney General

Resumé: Former senator

Trump Fan: 9

Fossil fuelled: 12

Antiprogressiveness: 26

Truthiness: 48

Clout: 69

Ryan Zinke

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Soon to be: Secretary of the Interior

Resumé: Former Navy Sal commander and congressman

Trump Fan: 7

Fossil fuelled: 40

Antiprogressiveness: 24

Truthiness: 50

Clout: 75

Sonny Perdue

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Soon to be: Secretary of Agriculture

Resumé: Former Governor

Trump Fan: 7

Fossil fuelled: 43

Antiprogressiveness: 17

Truthiness: 74

Clout: 41

Wilbur Ross

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Soon to be: Secretary of Commerce

Resumé: Billionaire and former banker

Trump Fan: 9

Fossil fuelled: 42

Antiprogressiveness: 12

Truthiness: 61

Clout: 56

Andrew Puzder

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Soon to be: Secretary of Labor

Resumé: Chief executive of CKE restaurants

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Tom Price

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Soon to be:Secretary of Health and Human Services

Resumé: Former surgeon and Georgia state senator

Trump Fan: 5

Fossil fuelled: 11

Antiprogressiveness: 12

Truthiness: 40

Clout: 32

Ben Carson

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Soon to be: Secretary of Housing and Urban Development

Resumé: Former neurosurgeon

Trump Fan: 3

Fossil fuelled: 0

Antiprogressiveness: 9

Truthiness: 38

Clout: 44

Elaine Chao

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Soon to be: Secretary of Transportation

Resumé: Former Secretary of Labor

Trump Fan: 5

Fossil fuelled: 39

Antiprogressiveness: 24

Truthiness: 70

Clout: 67

Rick Perry

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Soon to be: Secretary of Energy

Resumé: Former Governor

Trump Fan: 6

Fossil fuelled: 22

Antiprogressiveness: 6

Truthiness: 39

Clout: 40

Betsy DeVos

US's education secretary Betsy DeVos at her confirmation hearing Picture: Chip Somodevilla / Getty Images

Soon to be: Secretary of Education

Resumé: Education activist 

Trump Fan: 6

Fossil fuelled: 24

Antiprogressiveness: 8

Truthiness: 44

Clout: 30

David Shulkin

David Shulkin, Under Secretary of Health for the US Department of Veterans Affairs, leaves Trump Tower in New York Picture: AFP / Getty Images / Dominick Reuter

Soon to be: Secretary of Veterans Affairs

Resumé: Under Secretary of Health

Trump Fan: 5

Fossil fuelled: 25

Antiprogressiveness: 17

Truthiness: 40

Clout: 29

John F. Kelly

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Soon to be: Secretary of Homeland Security

Resumé: Former Marine Corps general 

Trump Fan: 6

Fossil fuelled: 15

Antiprogressiveness: 50

Truthiness: 39

Clout: 40

 

Reince Priebus

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Soon to be: White House Chief of Staff

Resumé: Chairman of the Republican National Committee 

Trump Fan: 7

Fossil fuelled: 7

Antiprogressiveness: 9

Truthiness: 40

Clout: 54

 

Nikki Haley

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Soon to be: Ambassador to the United Nations

Resumé: Governor

Trump Fan: 3

Fossil fuelled: 6

Antiprogressiveness: 60

Truthiness: 20

Clout: 37

Scott Pruitt

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Soon to be: Administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency

Resumé: Attorney General

Trump Fan: 6

Fossil fuelled: 2

Antiprogressiveness: 9

Truthiness: 56

Clout: 41

Robert Lighthizer

Soon to be: United States Trade Representative

Resumé: Former teel industry trade lawyer

Trump Fan: 6

Fossil fuelled: 11

Antiprogressiveness: 15

Truthiness: 50

Clout: 20

Mick Mulvaney

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Soon to be: Director of the Office of Management and Budget

Resumé: Representative

Trump Fan: 7

Fossil fuelled: 4

Antiprogressiveness: 

Truthiness: 32

Clout: 19

 

Linda McMahon

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Soon to be: Chairman of the Council of Economic Advisers (tba)

Resumé: Administrator of the Small Business Administration

Trump Fan: 5

Fossil fuelled: 16

Antiprogressiveness: 27

Truthiness: 70

Clout: 40

Please note, all rankings have been made in jest for the purposes of a humorous game.


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