Cheating is wrong, there's no argument - you're betraying someone's trust and that's just unacceptable.
Not only is it morally wrong, it's also very difficult to get away with; whether it be through a guilty conscious or a suspicious partner, odds are you're going to get found out eventually.
You'll certainly be found out even quicker if you, say, decide to cheat at your local nightclub... Which is exactly what this foolish person decided to do.
The man in question texted Level nightclub in Bolton after a particularly eventful night out.
The messages, which were originally shared a few years ago but have recently resurfaced, explained that his night got “a bit messy” and the nightclub photographer took a photo of him with his ex-girlfriend.
If ma current bird sees it she’ll physically hospitalise me.
The nightclub responded and said they wanted £10,000 and a bag of HariboTangfastics in return - maybe we should send them to negotiate Brexit?
The panicked man didn’t respond well to humour, and thankfully the nightclub said they’d deleted the photo. But not before screengrabbing the conversation and uploading that instead.
Luckily for the man in question, they blurred out his name.