Mc Donalds, the pinnacle of takeaway restaurants (one of modern time’s most delightful oxymorons), has released its Christmas menu. But among new introductions, people soon realised something was missing.
The very staple of Christmas – the mincemeat and custard embrace that is the Festive Pie – has been axed from the menu.
The warm, crispy delight has been replaced by the Chocolatey Banoffee Pie.
But that's not much of a consolation for these customers, who are not happy:
@McDonalds please don't tell me it's true that the festive pie has been scrapped this year..I've waited aaaaall this time!!!!😭