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There is an unrivalled comedic genius out there. The next big thing in wit. The freshest, newest take on humour. And we have a nine-year-old girl to thank for it.
Alice grabs The New Yorker each week and fills in the caption contest with clever ideas.
Thankfully, TV writer Bess Kalb thankfully took to Twitter to share some of her niece's best jokes. They're so good you would think they're beyond the reach of most adults.
Picture: Twitter / @bessbell
Picture: Twitter / @bessbell
Picture: Twitter / @bessbell
Picture: Twitter / @bessbell
Alice has a colossal yet consistently hilarious portfolio of work.
Picture: Twitter / @bessbell
Picture: Twitter / @bessbell
Picture: Twitter / @bessbell
Here are some of her earlier works.
From last year. The best one. https://t.co/UzUgwQzGB7— Bess Kalb (@Bess Kalb) 1522890037
Picture: Twitter / @bessbell
Picture: Twitter / @bessbell
Picture: Twitter / @bessbell
People can't get over how funny she is.
The internet is a moody place. But people are getting outwitted by a nine-year-old right now - and they're loving it.
@bessbell @NewYorker I legitimately snorted at “Well, that’s new.”— KellyIsBoostedAF (@KellyIsBoostedAF) 1522874942
@bessbell @NewYorker “Looks like you have a case of the gumdrops” is my new favorite line. 😍— Dr.AntifascistScout(@🏡) (@Dr.AntifascistScout(@🏡)) 1522877374
This girl's talent is comic gold. @NewYorker get this girl a gig! https://t.co/zuV1oSkaCc— Nadine Nocero-Tye (@Nadine Nocero-Tye) 1522892862
Kids are so good. https://t.co/QuxNVDvvHB— Jakob Vala (@Jakob Vala) 1522892692
@bessbell @NewYorker she’s...a genius?— Megan Neuringer (@Megan Neuringer) 1522885755
@bessbell @NewYorker a 9 year old is already funnier than me— Ethan Harvey (@Ethan Harvey) 1522876302
@HarleyLaughs @NewYorker She's also so kind and an awesome kid.— Bess Kalb (@Bess Kalb) 1522874797
(She's freaking out with joy at your comments - I'm sending the screenshots to her mom.)— Bess Kalb (@Bess Kalb) 1522875845
Alice is an incredible kid. She loves her little brother and @HamiltonMusical (she knows EVERY lyric). Teachers don… https://t.co/TE1Uex3PDk— Bess Kalb (@Bess Kalb) 1522890907
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