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It's probably not every day a handyman gets a call to remove a glued sex toy from the roof of an army building.
But we salute whoever had the guts and know-how to stick a dildo to the top of of the regimental headquarters of the King's Royal Hussars, a cavalry regiment of the British Army.
Ex-infantry officer Nick Waters posted a hilarious video to Twitter showing soldiers giggling at failed attempts to knock the sex toy off the roof with a big pole.
Even worse, estate management reportedly warned that it would take up to 40 days to remove. According to Nick's tweet, anyway.
Understandably, they have better things to be doing. Or they just find it funny.
@N_Waters89 If it remains erected for more than four hours, they should consult a health professional. — David Brockley (@David Brockley)
@N_Waters89 If they keep whacking it like that, it'll come off. Otherwise get up there and give it a few good tugs to bring it off. — 💙 Marxist & Proud 🇫🇷🇳🇱 #BDS 🟨🟥🟨🟥 (@💙 Marxist & Proud 🇫🇷🇳🇱 #BDS 🟨🟥🟨🟥)
@N_Waters89 Yeah, give it the old 'reach-around'. They could get advice from the navy on that. — 💙 Marxist & Proud 🇫🇷🇳🇱 #BDS 🟨🟥🟨🟥 (@💙 Marxist & Proud 🇫🇷🇳🇱 #BDS 🟨🟥🟨🟥)
@N_Waters89 You'd think they'd have more experience of this, considering they're a mounted regiment. — 💙 Marxist & Proud 🇫🇷🇳🇱 #BDS 🟨🟥🟨🟥 (@💙 Marxist & Proud 🇫🇷🇳🇱 #BDS 🟨🟥🟨🟥)
Surely this should prompt an Oral Question to the Secretary of State for Defence? https://t.co/8Suq7tXZrr — Mark Urban (@Mark Urban)
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