Someone glued a sex toy to the top of this army HQ and it could take 40 days to remove

It's probably not every day a handyman gets a call to remove a glued sex toy from the roof of an army building.

But we salute whoever had the guts and know-how to stick a dildo to the top of of the regimental headquarters of the King's Royal Hussars, a cavalry regiment of the British Army.

Ex-infantry officer Nick Waters posted a hilarious video to Twitter showing soldiers giggling at failed attempts to knock the sex toy off the roof with a big pole.

Even worse, estate management reportedly warned that it would take up to 40 days to remove. According to Nick's tweet, anyway.

Understandably, they have better things to be doing. Or they just find it funny.

It didn't take long for the penis jokes to start in earnest, because Twitter is a mature bunch.

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