This guy's security camera prank backfired, badly

Here’s a story. So about a month ago, my coat was stolen. This was not fun....

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It became even less fun when I remembered what I’d left in the, now stolen, coat.

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In one pocket was an envelope addressed to my apartment. In the other pocket, were THE KEYS TO THAT APARTMENT.

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So this thief now knows where I live, and can EASILY let himself in and murder my face off.

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In a fit of paranoia, I install a @Nest security camera. (Shoutout to @nest. Pay me something)

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Weeks go by, no break-ins, no murdering of me, nothing.

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The only thing that happens is now EVERY time I walk through my kitchen, the @nest camera texts me an awkward, unfl… https://t.co/tQyL4ZTvDu

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Then....one weekend I leave town and let my friend @thejonbass crash at my place.

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Jon does not know about the security camera.

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Fun ensues.

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Now listen. Am I a bad person for watching this without telling him? Legally speaking....yes.

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So day 2, I decide to let Jon know I can see him.

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One fun feature of this camera, is you can watch your friend silently text on his phone for 20 minutes and then sud… https://t.co/jWpILm2JEH

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Jon and I have a nice little chat for a bit. https://t.co/bFOsT7bdbN

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Then at one point, he says this... https://t.co/3lUQxfvWLr

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So Jon thinks I can only see him when the blue light is on. He is wrong. The camera only lights up when you speak t… https://t.co/fq9KCgCLPb

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Hours later, I remember another fun fact about my apartment. I can remotely control my @WeMo lights from my phone.… https://t.co/TxXgJYVZWV

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Sidenote: Wondering why Jon was calling me “Mike”? When we first met, he called me “Nick”. But as time passed, “N… https://t.co/EOcscg8ON3

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Anyhow, for the rest of the day, whenever I think to do so, I make the lights in the apartment go crazy. I do this… https://t.co/Gv5DUkxpte

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Jon eventually gets fed up with me. So he does this. https://t.co/PNzI1ghtSI

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(Careful listeners may have heard Jon fart again at the 9 second mark)

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To retaliate for blocking my view, that night at 4:27am.... I remotely turn all the lights on and speak through th… https://t.co/gcdxWwHI4k

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The next day, Jon decided to crash with someone else. The end. Epilogue: I love @thejonbass more than oxygen an… https://t.co/15F6BlUIDl

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You guys. YOU GUYS!!!!!! https://t.co/03t2CLrK5x

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