This teenager's summer bucket list was found in a dressing room and now it's gone viral

People are absolutely mesmerised by a summer bucket list that was apparently 'accidentally' dropped in a dressing room.

The list was shared on Twitter, where the general consensus is that its author must be around the age of 17.

Describing it truly wont do it justice, so here is the tweet in question:

It includes gems such as:

• Binge new Netflix series
• Pet a giraffe
• Get a boob hickey
• Buy 7 bikinis
• Get drunk all the time
• Get crossfaded 17 times
• Make a summer playlist (10 hours long)
• Eat cotton candy
• 8 hoe pics for instagram

It's left people equally baffled and amused.

One unintended consequence was middle-aged people's hilarious confusion at the list:

Any guesses? Ok, we'll put you out of your misery.

Shine on you crazy Urban Outfitter wearing diamond, and always drink responsibly.

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