You now need to eat 10 portions of fruit and veg a day and people are furious


Bad news. Remember those five portions of fruit and veg you were told you needed to eat every day? Well that just doubled.

Eating ten portions of the green stuff every day could prevent 7.8 million premature deaths a year, according to scientists from the School of Public Health at Imperial College.

People have taken the news badly:

This seems to be the most sensible response:

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