What your favourite biscuit says about you

Today is National Biscuit Day. We'll just let that sink in.

To celebrate, some important research was conducted into what Britons' - yes, everyday normal hardworking Britons like you - favourite biscuits reveal about their personalities.

Digestive lovers are most like to...

• Describe themselves as ‘fun-loving’
• Watch Hollyoaks
• Wish they were a little bit wiser
• Cite Frozen’s Elsa as their favourite Disney Character
• Invite Cara Delevingne out for a drink

Milk Chocolate Digestive lovers are most likely to...

• Go on beach holidays to Spain
• Watch Coronation Street
• Class themselves as a ‘kind’ person
• Live in London
• Want to take David Beckham out for a drink

Rich Tea lovers are most likely to...

• Head to Paris for culture and romance for their holidays
• Describe themselves as shy
• Enjoy watching The Only Way Is Essex
• Wish they were funnier
• Live in East Anglia

Jaffa Cake lovers are most likely to...

• Want to go for a drink with Joey Essex
• Describe themselves as ‘cheeky’
• Watch Geordie Shore
• Wish they were more responsible
• Claim their favourite dessert is banoffee pie

Hobnob lovers are most likely to...

• Be 36 years old
• Choose to holiday amongst the bright lights of Las Vegas
• Describe themselves as ‘funny’
• Invite James Corden for a drink
• Watch EastEnders

Ginger Nut lovers are most likely to...

• Be female
• Wish they were more sophisticated
• Most want to hang out with Russell Brand and Adele
• Describe themselves as ‘feisty’
• Take a trip to Tokyo for their holiday

Fruit Shortcake lovers are most likely to...

• Describe themselves as ‘charming’
• Choose a ‘staycation’ in the UK over holidays abroad
• Watch Neighbours
• Wish they were more patient
• Live in the north-west of England

Now we know, and knowing is half the battle.

Note: Noted purveyor of biscuits McVitie's commissioned One Poll to... poll 2,000 respondents in May about their favourite biscuits. Other biscuit suppliers are available.