Why you should never email your lecturer when you're high on painkillers

Why you should never email your lecturer when you're high on painkillers

Going to the dentist can be scarring enough as it is, but 19-year-old Abby Jo Hamele had a particularly painful time when, after getting her wisdom teeth removed, she had a bit of an eventful comedown from the pain medication.

Not only did she mistake her dog for her old one that had died:

But she also sent an email to her teacher. Her tweet of the email has since had more than 30,000 retweets and 72,000 favourites.

She wrote:

I believe that i relmebmer you said we, as us students, would be able to send you our papers for classss for you to look at over before we turn them in to cColin if we got them to you by the 22nd of Novermber.

I unfortmately got my wisdom teeth sliced outr and have not not been reacting very well to the surgeryy nor the medicatioon i were given/ so I do not thimk that I will be able to habe my paper finisherd by Tuesday at all.

Is tehere any way I would be able to send you my paper at any later date??? I wnt to do very good on this paper you know becayse i like to do well in my classes.

please sir I workled very hard and thouught that I would be abel to finish it on timme but my doctor said I will most likelly not be normal again until at least Thanksginvg turkey. If you say no then that is okay but i would be sad and i would reallyyyy lik e it if you said yes. Thank you Kevin, my dude.

Abby Jo Hamele (pronounced hah-mil-lee) (if you were wondering)

P.S. I will answer youpr questions in class forever so theere are not any more awkard silence. and i will buy you expo markers that work (even thougjh our tuition should pay for markers that work)

love you bye

People’s responses were great:

But the best response of all was from her teacher:

So at least it’s not all bad.

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