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We are very happy to report that Britons everywhere are rallying to treat Black Friday with the disdain it deserves.
UK media outlets and retailers have driven themselves into a frenzy over the consumerist US invention in the last few years.
While midnight in the US last night looked like this:
There's evidence that many Brits have quietly, firmly decided that Black Friday is Not A Thing.
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