The seven most memorable Joan Rivers one-liners

The seven most memorable Joan Rivers one-liners

Joan Rivers, the foul-mouthed, sharp-tongued TV star who blazed a trail for today’s female comedians, died in New York last night. She was 81.

Here are seven of her most memorable one-liners...


I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.


Boy George is all England needs – another queen who can’t dress.


Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.


My face has been tucked in more times than a bedsheet at the Holiday Inn.


Elizabeth Taylor was so fat that whenever she went to London in a red dress, 30 passengers would try to board her.


My husband killed himself. And it was my fault. We were making love and I took the bag off my head.


At my funeral, I want Meryl Streep crying in five different accents.

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