This is how Edwina Currie wants to die

Former Tory minister Edwina Currie has revealed the very specific and NSFW she would like to die.

According to the Mirror, when asked who her absolute dream date would be, the 69-year-old replied "George Clooney. I'm a huge fan - he's every middle-aged woman's dream."

She added:

He's more than an actor - he's an activist and he puts his money where his mouth is, and I like that.

I'd be happy just to sit there gazing into his eyes, thinking, 'Beautiful! Beautiful!'

But wait, what does this have to do with dying?

Well, Currie then revealed:

I was once asked where I'd like to die, and the answer is under George Clooney.

There it is. One of life's great questions answered. Now we can all go home.