James Argent (of Towie) was reported missing.
He had actually gone to the wrong airport. And lost his phone.
The Great British Bake Off Scandal of '14.
Literally hundreds of people complained.
Barack Obama admitted there was no anti-Isis strategy yet.
But more importantly, he wore a tan suit. The audacity of taupe.
David Cameron raised the UK terror threat level to severe.
But obviously everyone focused on an ink smudge on his lip.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie got married.
There is almost absolutely nothing else to remark.
The iPhone 6 didn't get released.
But it might soon!