#ReasonsToNotTrustBorisJohnson is trending and it’s excellent

#ReasonsToNotTrustBorisJohnson is trending and everyone's offering up some excellent suggestions.

Some reminded us of what we already knew.

Others had some hilariously random thoughts to add.

And of course, there were the speculations and conspiracy theories.

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