Florida man busted with cocaine and meth wrapped around his penis says he's innocent

Someone call Shaggy, because this guy swears it wasn’t him.

A man from Clearwater, Florida, swears he’s innocent after police found a package of drugs wrapped around an intimate part of his body... his penis.

According to Orlando Weekly, 34-year-old, Patrick Florence, was riding in a car that was pulled over by the police due to the driver’s failure to turn on the car lights on early Saturday morning.

The driver of the vehicle was arrested for DUI and possession of marijuana, and during the police’s search of the car, they found a gun under Florence’s seat.

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This lead to the authorities conducting a further search on Florence, which is when they found bags of methamphetamines and cocaine wrapped around his penis.

Florence was then arrested and is according to the police report obtained by WFLA, he’s said to have claimed the package in question that was wrapped around his...er package, was not his— though he did not tell police who the real owner was.

That’s going to be a tough one to prove, at least in our opinion!

The outlet further noted that Florence has been arrested nearly 20 times by Pinellas County sheriffs, with the majority of the charges having involved cocaine or crack cocaine.

This time around, Florence was charged and arrested with four felonies, including possession of cocaine, meth, ammunition, and a firearm. The man was booked into the Pinellas County jail in lieu of a $24,000 bond.