That feeling when you create fake Instagram stories which are visible to just one friend for the express purpose of exposing them on Twitter for leaking your ramblings to the tabloids, amirite?
That's basically the gist of Colleen Rooney's latest tweet, in which she accuses Rebekah Vardy of secretly spying on her, but shares the ingenious Sherlock Holmes moment which led her to that conclusion.
The plot thickened when Vardy replied in a screenshotted statement on her own, uttering the now-iconic line:
I'm not being funny, but I don't need the money.
Watching this bizarre feud go down has become the country's pastime for the day, and of course the whole thing has become an instant meme.
Here are some of the funniest ones so far.