The Royal Navy is trying to recruit The Rock

We all know what it’s like when two government agencies are fighting over you.

Don’t we?

Dwayne Johnson, AKA The Rock, knows, for sure.

It all started when Twitter user Bill Bradley asked the Royal Navy if they thought Johnson would be able to move a fired torpedo with his hand:

Johnson replied:

Don’t ask the Royal Navy Bill. I’m perfectly capable of giving a non-biased answer. Which is yes, I can redirect a torpedo with my bare hand.

And then the Royal Navy got involved, and told Johnson they could use a man with his talents:

And Johnson replied:

And then the Maritime and Coastguard agency got involved:

But someone made a very good point:

And sadly, Johnson didn't think it was a good idea, either:

But that wasn't a definite "no" to the Royal Navy, so watch this space...

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