The most tortured prose from Fifty Shades

We read Fifty Shades of Grey ahead of the film's release on Friday so you don't have to. And to be frank, we don't know how anyone can masturbate to this stuff with a straight face. Here is a selection of the most tortured prose from the first in the Fifty Shades trilogy.

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