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This was suggested by my former colleague Matt Chorley, inspired by the lines, 'I'm as serious as cancer/When I say rhythm is a dancer,' from 'Rhythm is a Dancer' by Snap!
This was nominated for our Top 10 worst rhyming couplets a while back, but inexplicably failed to make the final 10, so this is its second chance
Small Faces, "Lazy Sunday". Nominated by Dan Jackson, Mark Lott and William French.
Burt Bacharach and Hal David, "I'll Never Fall in Love Again". Nominated by David Freedman and Chris Sladen.
Madness. Nominated by Robert Hutton and Ben Ross.
Morrissey, "King Leer". Suggested by General Boles.
Jurassic 5, "Concrete Schoolyard". Thanks to Henry Foy.
NWA, "Express Yourself". Not too common in live patients, admits Mike Forster.
The Smiths, "Girlfriend in a Coma". From Citizen Sane and Simon Wilder.
Lloyd Cole, "Lost Weekend". Nominated by Mike Higgins.
Tom Lehrer, "When You Are Old and Grey". Thanks to Maggie Lavan.
By Billy Ray Cyrus. Diagnosed by Robert Oxley and Dave Farrar.
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