13 jokes only Dads will think are funny

Dad jokes tend to have one thing in common: they all involve the Dad slowly laughing to himself afterwards.

There's no such thing as a perfect Dad joke - but there are less than perfect ones.

By their very nature these thirteen jokes are all near misses.

1.

2.

3.

4.

5.

A piece of black Tarmac walks into the pub acting all hard and swearing. In walks a piece of green Tarmac and the black Tarmac runs out. The same thing happens the next day and the next. Finally the landlord say to the black Tarmac:

"Why are you so scared of the green Tarmac?"

Black Tarmac responds "You don't understand - he's a cyclepath"

6.

7.

8.

9.

I used to have a job at a calendar factory, but I was fired for taking a couple of days off.

10.

11.

12.

13.

Groan.

More: Here are our favourite jokes about Brexit because everyone really just needs to laugh