37 incredibly British phrases the rest of the world doesn't understand

Harriet Marsden@harriet1marsden
Monday 10 October 2016 10:15
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Fair warning - there may be some swearing in this article, after all, we're British.

The good old United Kingdom has a certain way of doing things, and that way is completely illogically.

This also applies to our speech.

Here are a few examples, vote for your favourites and let us know any we've missed in the comments.

More: Here are 30 of the most bizarre phrases in the English language and what they actually mean

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