We really hate to say but it's time to talk about the B-word. That's right, (whispers)... B.R.E.X.I.T.

Expect we're not going to talk about chaos and the shambles surrounding it as, to be honest, its impossible to maintain a grasp of everything that's going on at the moment. We're going to talk about jokes and memes. Lots and lots of jokes and memes.

Feel free to use any of these if an argument breaks out about the single market. Thank us later.

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How will Christmas dinner be different after Brexit?

No Brussels.

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Brexit was like the UK got drunk and accidentally unfriended Europe on Facebook

- Leo Karse

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Why does Britain like tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

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How many Brits does it take to change a light bulb? 

None. The Brits are too busy screwing themselves.

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What did Britain say to its trade partners?

See EU later

 

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Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

- Matt Abbott

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I voted Remain, not just for political reasons but because my mum’s moved to Spain and I want her to stay there.

- Leo Kearse

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