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Greg Evans
May 17, 2019
We really hate to say but it's time to talk about the B-word. That's right, (whispers)... B.R.E.X.I.T.
Expect we're not going to talk about chaos and the shambles surrounding it as, to be honest, its impossible to maintain a grasp of everything that's going on at the moment. We're going to talk about jokes and memes. Lots and lots of jokes and memes.
Feel free to use any of these if an argument breaks out about the single market. Thank us later.
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They know they've depicted a literal cliff edge, right? #1yrArticle50 https://t.co/K3u5gP1j63— Robert Perry (Pez) (@Robert Perry (Pez)) 1522313016
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Happy Countdown to the Countdown to Brexit Day. Basically like the shittest birthday you've ever had.— Sathnam Sanghera (@Sathnam Sanghera) 1522308903
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Welcome to the future. https://t.co/8U3DgI4kgF— David Baddiel (@David Baddiel) 1490777990
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Scroll down for some positive #Brexit news!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .… https://t.co/90Zg8Lor99— Woo (@Woo) 1522251294
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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. The Englishman wanted to go so they all had to leave. #Brexitjokes— REJOIN AND REFORM (@REJOIN AND REFORM) 1504863607
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Good to see bookshops getting involved. #PeoplesVoteMarch https://t.co/3WUZI3gqQO— Craig Stone (@Craig Stone) 1540034422
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Why do we need any colour passport? We should just be able to shout, “British! Less of your nonsense!” and stroll straight through.— Simon Blackwell (@Simon Blackwell) 1513931084
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"Wow this passport's fancy. Must have some kickass features. How many countries do you have the right to work in on… https://t.co/G7ohdMy6kX— James Felton (@James Felton) 1513927658
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How will Christmas dinner be different after Brexit?
No Brussels.
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After #brexit, when rapper 50 cent performs in GBR he'll appear as 10.000 pounds. #brexitjokes— Fredrik Reuter (@Fredrik Reuter) 1466887067
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Brexit was like the UK got drunk and accidentally unfriended Europe on Facebook
- Leo Karse
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Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
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My pitch for what should be written on the back of the Brexit 50p https://t.co/I6aiSdAhdA— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) 1540805023
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How many Brits does it take to change a light bulb?
None. The Brits are too busy screwing themselves.
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Theresa May writes Brexit letter to the EU. https://t.co/YGhVeUDLW6— Rossalyn Warren (@Rossalyn Warren) 1490736604
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"I had to trigger Article 50. It would have been too embarrassing otherwise." "So you're going to leave the EU... o… https://t.co/VYsAWtARxZ— Scott Innes (@Scott Innes) 1490771483
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Seven privileged wealthy late middle aged white men sitting in front of a collapsing sign saying "Global Britain."… https://t.co/cJsEZ2sfjq— Otto English (@Otto English) 1542718307
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A Remainer pretending to support Leave debating a Leaver who pretended to support Remain. Politics as performance a… https://t.co/E6zmb6vDHH— Jo Maugham (@Jo Maugham) 1543185843
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What did Britain say to its trade partners?
See EU later
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I love Gina Miller but this looks like a promo shot for a new RTE/BBC NI remake of The Bridge. I'd watch. https://t.co/I8W5w35iGb— Stephen (They/Them) 🦕 (@Stephen (They/Them) 🦕) 1538733645
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Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.
- Matt Abbott
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VOTERS: we want to give a boat a ridiculous name UK: no VOTERS: we want to break up the EU and trash the world economy UK: fine— Owl! at the Library 😴🧙♀️ (@Owl! at the Library 😴🧙♀️) 1466784980
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The bastards who got us in to bastard mess are now calling each other bastards. https://t.co/HE36MPUlnL— Jay Rayner (@Jay Rayner) 1544603683
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Here’s a list of David Davis’ accomplishments whilst a minister. 1... His resignation.— Prof Paul Bernal (@Prof Paul Bernal) 1531116007
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I voted Remain, not just for political reasons but because my mum’s moved to Spain and I want her to stay there.
- Leo Kearse
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Q: With Britain leaving the EU how much space was created? A: Exactly 1GB— chrissaint.eth (@chrissaint.eth) 1466818746
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