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Greg Evans
Feb 08, 2019
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Have you sat down and wondered why certain things in the world exist?
Like, why did someone put a pizza inside a Yorkshire pudding and think that was something that people would actually want to eat?
Or those shoes that have toes built into them that make it look like you have no shoes or socks on?
OK, those are both pretty bad examples but certain things that you see in your everyday life can cause you to scratch your head and ask 'where did that come from?'
Scientists would be able to answer almost any question you throw at them at the origin of something but it's often more fun to wonder God invented something.
Without further ado here are a selection of hilarious tweets speculating what God was thinking when inventing specific creatures and other things on this planet we call Earth.
Parrots
Spiders
[God creating spiders] "Make it have 8 legs" Seems excessive but ok "And 8 eyes" You need to calm down a li- "Give it a butt rope"— matt (@matt) 1466220991
Bees
Dogs
Corgi: why are my legs so short? God: that’s just what legs look like. Corgi: oh cool. [giraffe walks by] Corgi… https://t.co/gNi0jeASoK— NewDadNotes (@NewDadNotes) 1549247994
Almond milk
God: what are they doing down there? Angel: they are making milk from almonds God: what?! I gave them, like, 8 anim… https://t.co/qk3YXS0oWl— The Dad (@The Dad) 1534776602
Swordfish
Swordfish: my nose looks ridiculous. God: at least you have a cool name. Swordfish: so? God: I could have made y… https://t.co/TVqDdMEgdv— NewDadNotes (@NewDadNotes) 1547611580
Platypuses
[god, creating platypuses] I'm feeling sad today. Put a duck head on literally anything, nothing matters— audrey farnsworth (@audrey farnsworth) 1435120157
Ex's
God creating all my ex’s https://t.co/agbyAzBHge— baris (@baris) 1548959656
Babies
[creating babies] God: Make them tiny and fragile and defenseless, with weak immune systems. Angel: Um OK ... Go… https://t.co/pmCM8dp7qy— Patches (@Patches) 1549219116
The ocean
Koalas
[god creating the koala] god: make it super fuzzy angel: k god: mhm [hits juul] give it chill vibes too angel:… https://t.co/z3QlQXl2NV— Skoog (@Skoog) 1549051432
Coconuts
[God making coconuts] ANGEL: Hair on the outside? GOD: Yes ANGEL: Milk on the inside? GOD: Yes ANGEL: So, thi… https://t.co/Bci6nn8Wvo— Roxi Horror 💀🌸 (@Roxi Horror 💀🌸) 1549159071
Seahorses
Mushrooms
[god creating mushrooms] god: some go on pizzas angel: ooo tasty god: some make you trip balls angel: um god: and… https://t.co/dT9UgxJrls— Skoog (@Skoog) 1532364614
Kangaroos
*creation of the kangaroo* God: Okay so the deer was a big hit let’s work off that Angel 1: What if it could carry… https://t.co/cTo5bijA8b— G. L. DiVittorio (@G. L. DiVittorio) 1516844493
Otters
God: you’re basically the same animal but one of you is cuddly and cute, and the other is a lying backstabbing bast… https://t.co/EBRTerJhna— NewDadNotes (@NewDadNotes) 1541381628
Turkeys
[God creating a turkey] God: Make it like a shitty brown peacock... Animal technician: Anything else? God: Hang a nut-sack on it's face lol— GoaT FacE (@GoaT FacE) 1433168506
Jellyfish
[God creating animals] God: I want to create a bag of evil. Angel: And name it something really sweet. Say hi to the 'Jelly Fish'— Prakhr Srivastav (@Prakhr Srivastav) 1518521160
Angels
God: (creating angels) alright now give them a ring Jesus: ok (dials number) halo?— Charles 🇸🇳 (@Charles 🇸🇳) 1549137446
Humans
GOD: my latest creation will have the body of an ape, the voice box of a parrot, the skin of a pig, and the intelli… https://t.co/uegzoIA02G— shy hulud ( ._.) (@shy hulud ( ._.)) 1548553175
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