80-year-old woman on This Morning describes her first night of passion in 35 years with 'toyboy'

What would we do without daytime TV?

Where on earth would British people get their daily dose of vagina-related news without ITV’s This Morning?

In today's "news", 80-year-old Iris had given up on love, but after a chance conversation with 35-year-old Mohamed Ahmed Ibriham on social media, her life changed forever.

Mohamed said the L-word after a few short weeks and now the pair plan to marry.

A clip of Iris talking to This Morning’s Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield about her first night with her “Egyptian toyboy” has gone viral on social media.

Iris said:

The first night – pretty rough. It was rough. No one had been with me for 35 years, I thought I was a virgin again.

We used a whole tube of KY Jelly.

The thing is, I couldn’t walk the next day. I felt as if I’d been riding a horse.

But thankfully sex isn’t the main part of their relationship.

We got over that. The sex is not the important thing. Because I can’t sleep with him – you get an elbow in the face, a knee in the back, he’s terrible!

Throughout the interview, Schofield and Willoughby struggle to contain their laughter as Iris gives more and more information about the pair’s sex life.

This mimics the reaction online, which was one of disbelief and awe.

On the whole, most people agree that we have no choice but to stan Iris.

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