"8yr old knows about my excessive flatulent arse had smelled it earlier and has decamped to front room refusing to come into kitchen he still has air freshener in his hand," she added.
"Just gone to loo checked underwear fine , sprayed everywhere with Marc Jacob as the smell was clinging. It was so hot when I farted I thought I may have singed my minge this is the worse. Thank god I’m single or perhaps this is the reason I’m single?"
"Anyway it seems to be calming down I’m sharing it on
as I’m really proud and don’t want to share anywhere else like
as my friends and family will think I’m disgusting and may share it. But here my arse is anonymous and no one I know can judge me!" she said.
Reacting to her tale of trumping, people congratulated her:
Another said: "Nothing better than a good fart, especially a room clearer. My best was when I took part in vegan January last year whilst pregnant. It caused an evacuation of the house! I was even sick from the smell.!
But others thought she was being uncouth.
"I don't know I find this kind of thing just very disgusting," one said. "It might make me po-faced but being so proud of something so disgusting enough to sicken your family is just gross."
Another called the woman "gross" and advised her to "grow up".
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