People are freaking out at what this woman's doing with her legs

Apparently people have become sick of dancing cats, spot-popping videos and making fun of Donald Trump's face.

Behold the Next Big Thing on the internet (for today, at least):

Imgur user SickofFeelingNumb posted an image, which had been online for two months already, of what appears to be two snakes a woman's legs twisted around each other.

Naturally, the internet had many an opinion:

There were attempted explanations…

VeganBeater:

Really, really has to pee

Some tried very hard to be funny…

Retrohellix:

When you try to play twister on your own.

ProductivityCanSuckIt:

Excuse me, ma'am, but some of your tentacles are showing.

There were clever re-imaginings of song lyrics…

MyBaseballsItch:

My body says no, but my body says no

But most people did exactly what you expect when armed with an internet connection and boredom:

Snooj:

I just tried to recreate this and I think I popped one of my balls.

Yes, they tried it at home.

3Crunked5Me:

Almost squashed my nards attempting to replicate this.

Phiction:

I had to try it... I hurt my balls

That's enough internet for today.